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I show my greatest respect for prostitutes

Happy to see this posting. I appreciate its black humor.

We Chinese have a famous saying: "Xiao(4) Ping(3) Bu(4) Xiao(4) Chang(1)"--- Let me try to put it into English verbosely. It seems to read "mock at the poor rather than the prostitute". Sorry for my poor translation.
It is not a shame for us programmers to
make a living by selling our skills and time.

Actually, there are a lot of similar humours
for IT guys. For instance, I have ever seen
a "conversation" between Bill Gates and the CEO of Ford Company. The main point is:
If Ford makes a car as Microsoft's operating system, this car will need to be rebooted every two hours or so.....
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  • 工作学习 / IT杂谈 / 程序员不如妓女??!!(转)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛转自经典论坛
    1,程序界的高手通常很讨厌微软,妓女界的高手嗯。。这个。。恐
    怕也如此
    2,都是吃青春饭,不过到人老猪黄后,凭着混个脸熟,程序员可以
    混个管理员,妓女也行,不过俗称老鸨
    3,妓女靠的本钱是三围,程序员靠的可是四围(思维)

    4,程序员为了拉客,通常会在交易前提供一个DEMO,妓女提供的

    叫PHOTO

    5,程序员现在出的活时兴叫吃霸、结霸,妓女大姐一律叫波霸

    6,心不在焉的妓女可以一边工作一边
    do { beep(1); sleep(9) } until overflow
    心不在焉的程序员也可以一边工作一边navigate到 www.xxxadultporn.com上去

    7,程序员手册:一套好的人机操作界面要求,对于新手,能够一步
    一步的引导他进入功能,相反对于熟客,能够直奔主题;
    妓女同样要遵守程序员手册对人鸡界面的规定

    8,妓女在工作中最怕的是临检,程序员最怕的是停电

    9,新上手的程序员叫菜鸟,刚入行的妓女叫雏鸡,都是好可怜的小
    动物

    10,程序界现在流行OO的方法,虽然在XXXX年前妓女已在床上掌握
    了O~O~~~的技术

    11,程序员为了拉客,无奈之时,也可以先让客人试玩,妓女当然
    有时也会先给你甜头
    不过总之程序员比妓女还惨,补充如下:

    12,妓女每个月总有几天可以理直气壮的说不,程序员如果老板不
    发话,可要一年干到黑

    13,妓女不干了人家那叫从良,程序员如果不干了,估计是下了岗

    14,程序员有千年虫问题,妓女好象没听说有

    15,妓女的工作隐蔽性很强,程序员的工作只怕亲戚朋友都知道,
    所以更加没脸皮

    16,程序员做的越好,要做的程序越多,妓女做的好,就可以挑三
    拣四

    17,程序员现在流行FREE、OPEN什么的,说白了就是自己玩自己,
    妓女界好象还没这样恶性竞争

    18,女人做程序那叫奇女、才女,男人要是做妓,那就叫鸭了

    综上所述,程序员不如妓女!!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • I show my greatest respect for prostitutes
      Happy to see this posting. I appreciate its black humor.

      We Chinese have a famous saying: "Xiao(4) Ping(3) Bu(4) Xiao(4) Chang(1)"--- Let me try to put it into English verbosely. It seems to read "mock at the poor rather than the prostitute". Sorry for my poor translation.
      It is not a shame for us programmers to
      make a living by selling our skills and time.

      Actually, there are a lot of similar humours
      for IT guys. For instance, I have ever seen
      a "conversation" between Bill Gates and the CEO of Ford Company. The main point is:
      If Ford makes a car as Microsoft's operating system, this car will need to be rebooted every two hours or so.....
      • I don't care to be a programmer or a prostitute if I can get a Java job